Well, Merry Christmas Newgrounds.
Still no flash since last year, but I'm working on Ultimate Randomness 5, if anyone gives a shit...

It's true.
You all smell really bad.
Really bad.
This is the nasal ranger.
It detects how bad you smell.

Jakob.
He is bored.
Also Walrus is King, see:

Dude,
Yea?
This here is really chunky.
What the hell...
Like Ultra Chunky.
Seriously.
What?
What in the crap does chunky mean?
Chunky!?
Yea.
Of cource it does!
What...?
Really dude!
Okay, what?
Chunky man!
I don't even care anymore.
Cream.
Right.
Chunky Cream.
Gross.
Pork Balls.

By the way my birthday was last Friday.
If anyone cares.
I got a new phone......
and a new MP3 player......
Happy Birthday to me......
Stuff is good.
Stuff is chunky.

Chunky noun:
1. thick or stout; stocky.
2. in chunks.
3. full of chunks; coarse: chunky peanut butter; The soup was so chunky it was almost a stew.

I have a bet with a friend to see who can get the most views on a Youtube video.
Watch it Right NOW!
Help me out here guys.

Now that I've missed madness day, I'll probably never make a flash EVER AGAIN. Awesome.
I am the god of laziness.
Also I've been pregnant for about a month and a half now. Thats cool. Yes thats right.
Now if you don't mind-

Well I was too lazy to make it to madness day and i don't feel like doing anything now. So screw Madness Day. I'm so lazy.

The awesomeness will return.
Madness Day 2008